It Never Hurts to Ask

Most common questions asked in this vagabond vocation.

1. Question: What is your favorite country in the world?
     Answer:  The same as whomever asks.

2.  Question: What is the strangest food you’ve eaten?
      Answer: Fish eyeball in Fiji ranks up there, followed by Groundhog in Guatemala.  I really don't know what that was in Cambodia.

3. Question: Do you ever get tired of travel?
      Answer: Not when I’m headed home.

4. Question: Is it hard to preach through an interpreter?
      Answer:  ... If they sound better than me!

5. Question: Does Brenda ever travel with you?
      Answer: When she has vacation from work, & when I have frequent flyer miles.  

6. Question: How many languages do you speak?
     Answer:  A couple more (or less).  Enough to fake in others.

7. Question: What is your fee to speak and minister?
      Answer:  Nothing.  But I take donations!  …In the mood?…

8. Question: What’s best about ministering in America?
      Answer:  Bar-b-que.

9. Question: Do you miss being a local pastor?
      Answer:  Depends upon what day you ask.

10.Question: How long are you going to do this?
         Answer:   As long as the Lord leads.