Inoffensively Offensive


Paying bills is a pain.  To save on postage and to avoid late charge due to travel absence, I made a compulsory personal visit.  The counter employee presents as a sharp and competent individual, even if a bit intimidating.  Prolific piercings, tattoos, and aggressive gum-chomping have a way of making an impression.  I remembered the young woman well, pleasantly engaging her about six weeks prior when Brenda and I went to clarify our account.

She caught me off guard remarking that she remembered me from before.  Amidst her multitude of clients, I stood out.  I asked if it was my striking good looks or abiding charm.  No response.  {Cue cricket sound.}  She commented further that I seemed rather organized and methodical.  She inquired as to my birthday month, then proceeded to diagnose my Astrological sign.

Without missing a beat, and in the proper flow of cordial dialog, I retorted, “I don’t know much about that.  I don’t worship the stars, I worship the One who made the stars.”  She smiled and pondered.

A different day, a stop at the pharmacy to pick up prescriptions was in order.  A pleasant and professional counter person, minus body art and gum, requested my birthdate for security verification purposes.  She too, initiated direct comment regarding Astrology and me.  I sensed my opening.  Politely, I asked if I could share an observation.  She agreed.  I then offered my standard line concerning reverence of stars versus the Creator of said stars.  She succinctly responded, “Hmmm, I’ll have to think about that”.

As an evangelist, I not only seize any and every opportunity to preach the gospel, I look for natural platforms to let my light shine.  Am I naive to think that possibly I planted a small seed for spiritual perspective?  If so, paying bills may still be a pain, but at least it makes the hurt worthwhile.